Ban Divorce

Presidential aspirant and would-be inquisitor Rick Santorum writes in his new American gospels that divorce should be severely restricted.

And he's right. Couples should be forced to stay together, even if they despise each other, for the good of the state.

Folly hopes that we can return to the glorious days before Heretic Harry, where those wanting divorce required special papal dispensation. Only, instead of the pope, dispensation would be granted solely at the discretion of Santorum and his holy band of true believers.