Misinterpreted

Pat Robertson, facing a deluge of criticism after calling for the murder of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, said yesterday that his comments were misinterpreted.

And Folly believes him. After all, wasn't Christ misinterpeted? And isn't Robertson Christ's personal emmisary on Earth?

Robertson insists that when he said the US should "Take him out," he meant that they should kidnap him. And since there is no commandment that states, "Thou shall not kidnap leaders of foreign countries," it's okay.

It's okay.