Victory

The glorious Commander of the Faithful, House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, who's been unusually quiet as of late, recently announced "victory" against wasteful government spending.

How true. Since 2001, the federal government has only expanded by 33 percent and there were just a measly 14,000 pork-barrel programs in 2005 federal budget.

This great "victory" may soon even surpass the great "victory" in Iraq.