Divine Retribution

Pop singer Madonna, a noted Kabbalahist, has provoked wrath with her new song about a 16th-century Jewish mystic, a wrath that might extend beyond the borders of our material world.

Rabbi Rafael Cohen, perhaps a distant cousin of Folly's own vassal, said, "Her act is just simply unacceptable and I can only sympathize for her because of the punishment that she is going to receive from the heavens."

Truer words cannot be spoken. For there can be no worst sinner on Earth for the good Lord to punish.