He Told Him So

For those wondering why President Bush invaded Iraq for seemingly no reason, BBC just may have the answer.

According to a new documentary, Bush told Palestinian Deputy Prime Minister Nabil Shaah that G-d said to him, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq."

See, he did have a good reason.

And for the sake of continuing the blood and the carnage, Folly hopes the good Lord never tells him to leave.