Think Good Thoughts

Little did Sandra Catena know that when she recently sat down on a New York City park bench waiting an arts festival to begin that she had committed a thought crime.

For, as this park bench was in a playground and she didn't have a child with her, she was immediately identified as pedophile and fined $1,000. Convicted without a trial, without evidence, without action of malice.

So, Folly recommends that next time you visit New York City, stay out of the parks and think only good thoughts.