Glorious Morning

O what joy!

Four more years of runaway spending, deficits, and mindless bloodshed . . . and all in my name. The American people truly love me and I will not dissapoint them.

Say goodbye to personal liberties and hello to the new Patriot Act.

Say goodbye to choice and hello to the backallies.

Say goodbye to your job and hello to bankruptcy.

And to all those young people too busy to vote yesterday, don't worry, you'll look real cool in those army fatigues you'll soon be wearing.

Four more years!