Bentley's Loss

In one of the great tragedies of recent times, television actor Lamont Bentley died the other day in a car accident.

Not only did his death cut short the career of great actor, but his death meant that he was unable to witness the inauguration of President Bush.

Yes, he missed that magnificent address, one which was equal parts Woodrow Wilson, Mark Antony, and Knute Rockne. His soul will live in everlasting torment that it was unable to experience firsthand the speech that will end tyranny throughout the world.