Arrested

Actor Russell Crowe was arrested this morning for allegedly throwing a phone at a hotel employee.

What an outrage!

Not because he threw the phone, but because he was arrested.

When are the authorities going to learn that famous actors and athletes are not like ordinary people; that, based on their G-d-given gifts, are free to do whatever they please?

Folly takes some solace, however, in knowing that even if Crowe is convicted, unlike an ordinary person, he will never serve time for his actions.