A Man of Conscience

In a stunning act of betrayal, Rep. Walter Jones, who once courageously ordered Capitol cafeterias to change the name of "french fries" to "freedom fries," offered a resolution before the House to withdraw US troops from Iraq.

And what caused this change of heart?

It seems Rep. Jones has become unsettled by the more than 1,000 letters he has written to the families of dead servicemen.

Buckle up, soldier!

Stop thinking about your tawdry little conscience and think of all that wonderful oil.

And keep your pen handy.