The Business of America
With that middling display of democracy behind us, we can return our attention back to butchering Iraqis and inflating the profits of America's company, Halliburton. As the great Calvin Coolidge once said, "The business of America is business." What's good for Halliburton is good for everyone, especially vice-president Chenney, who will need a respectable pension once He retires from the selfless service He has provided His country.
Our troops are, as I write this, feverishly preparing the final assault on Fallujah, against all those evildoers and heretics, who ignorantly fail to see the correctness of the big C's, capitalism, Christianity, and consumerism. They will all be sent to Judgment, along with the few thousand innocents who happen to get in the way.
Three cheers to our troops, many of whom will gloriously and honorably perish in this magnificent battle! They embody the timeless words of Lord Tennyson, ". . . Their's not to reason why, Their's but to do and die."
Our troops are, as I write this, feverishly preparing the final assault on Fallujah, against all those evildoers and heretics, who ignorantly fail to see the correctness of the big C's, capitalism, Christianity, and consumerism. They will all be sent to Judgment, along with the few thousand innocents who happen to get in the way.
Three cheers to our troops, many of whom will gloriously and honorably perish in this magnificent battle! They embody the timeless words of Lord Tennyson, ". . . Their's not to reason why, Their's but to do and die."
posted by Colin Cohen at 5.11.04
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