The Outing of SpongeBob

James C. Dobson, founder of the organization Focus on the Family, has ingeniously uncovered a dastardly plot to turn our children into wanton homosexuals through the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.

While SpongeBob isn't openly gay, he likes to hold hands with his male friend, Patrick the starfish.

How filthy and disgusting.

Folly supports Mr. Dobson fully in ridding the airwaves of this fiend. Perhaps they can replace SpongeBob with something more wholesome, like those nice, heterosexual Christian vegetables.