Absolutely Shocking

It was recently reported how Alan and Anne Leigh-Browne, two elderly, devout Christians, were utterly shocked to find that the DVD they purchased labeled Pajama Games, starring the wholesome Doris Day, was actually a film containing naked female breasts.

They were so shocked that they had to watch the entire movie. Not out of any prurient interest, mind you. But because it was shocking.

Criminal charges must be filed. Someone must be made an example so this outrage never happens again. For we would never want the Brownes to have to watch another entire movie like that again.