Youth Shall Be Screwed

President Bush, in his State of the Union speech, outlined a plan to overhaul the Social Security system, which experts say may reduce payments made to younger workers by 40 percent.

This makes sense as young people tend not to vote. And therefore won't complain about paying for the people who do.

So, have a good time in your cubicle today. The elderly (and so-to-be elderly) anxious await the fruits of your labor.