More Important than Golf

President Bush selflessly gave up some of his valuable golf time to return to Washington, in order to sign legislation to reconnect the feeding tube of Terri Schiavo, a brain-damaged women who's been in a state of vegetation for 15 years.

For it's up to the government to decide who lives and who dies and what is a life worth living.

And besides, what's so bad about lying around and staring out into space for eternity? Put a television in front of her and she'll be no different than the majority of Americans.