Men of G-d

It's being reported that evangelical leaders James Dobson and Ralph Reed received millions of dollars from an Indian tribe to help squash a rival tribe from opening a casino.

Dobson and Reed, after enriching themselves from money generated from gambling activities, stoked the flames of the faithful against the immoral purveyors of gambling. And succeeded.

These men are the spitting images of the Son of Man, who often partook in similar activities.

Is it too early to canonize them?