A Sad Day for America
Folly is saddened to report that Americans have come in second in the most vital of all categories: watching television.
According to Eurodata TV Worldwide, Americans only watch TV an average of 4 1/2 hours per day, which is dwarfed by Japan's 5 hours per day.
Every American must do their part to reverse this outrage. So, if you are American, and you are reading this, turn off your computer right now and do something useful by turning on your beloved TV.
Folly's counting on you.
According to Eurodata TV Worldwide, Americans only watch TV an average of 4 1/2 hours per day, which is dwarfed by Japan's 5 hours per day.
Every American must do their part to reverse this outrage. So, if you are American, and you are reading this, turn off your computer right now and do something useful by turning on your beloved TV.
Folly's counting on you.
posted by Colin Cohen at 13.4.05
<< Home