Send Your Children to Kansas

Just when it seemed the entire world had succumbed to the fallacy of evolutionism, the Kansas Board of Education seems intent on returning creationism back to its public schools.

Let's give three cheers and one cheer more for the sophisticated people of the Kansas. Their state will no longer be considered a backwater.

The minor problem of accounting for dinosaurs and other species whose fossils predate the Bible can easily be resolved by adding a few verses to Genesis.

Folly hopes that next semester the Board gets rid of all that Copernican nonsense and instead teaches their kids that the Earth is the center of the universe and decidedly flat.