The Stupidest Idiots in the Land

It's being reported that Jack Abramoff, famed Washington lobbyist and close associate of the Commander of the Faithful, Tom DeLay, referred to American Indians in his correspondences as "monkeys," "troglodytes," "morons," and the "stupidest idiots in the land."

And what did the Indians do to earn such invectives?

Why, they paid Abramoff 66 million dollars to circumvent the American political system.

Imagine what he would've called them if they hadn't paid the bill.