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Folly's favorite presidential hopeful, Sen. Max Brownback, has courageous blocked the nomination of Julie Finley to the all-important post of Ambassador to the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe, because she dastardly supports abortion rights.

What was President Bush thinking in nominating someone whose thoughts aren't in line with the one true faith? Shame on him.

Thankfully, there is someone in Washington to save us from the evildoers, and who'll make sure that no one ever thinks bad thoughts.