Censorship

Australia, which has a long history of fascination with all things American, has added yet another peculiarly American trend: censorship.

The Australian government has banned the computer game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas."

Why?

Because the game contains hidden sex scenes that can be downloaded from the Internet. And everyone knows that anyone who witnesses sex will be turned into stone faster than Lot's wife.

Folly commends the formal penal colony in protecting its citizens against this dark light.