5.7.05

Pseudo Science

Actor and renown Scientologist Tom Cruise recently called psychiatry a "pseudo science." Of course, as opposed to Scientology.

Hence its name.

And as Cruise is the star of the hit movie War of the Worlds, he must be right. For when was the last time that Freud or Jung appeared in a Steven Spielberg film?

So, for all of you with clinical depression, stop taking your medicine and join Scientology. Give them your money, your obiedience, your soul; and it'll be all right.

It'll be all right.