Santorum Knows Best

Senator and 2008-presidential-hopeful Rick Santorum's new book, It Takes a Family, courageously takes stands against higher education for women as well as working women.

Hopefully, if he becomes president, these stands will turn into laws, and the nation can return to a gentler time where women were kept dumb and happy, smiling all the time.

Perhaps he can even get rid of that pesky amendment that gave women the right to vote. For shouldn't this truly be their husbands' responsibility? After all, they know best.