An Apostle of Christ

Renown televangelist and apostle of Christ Pat Robertson yesterday called for the cold-blooded murder of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

In Roberston's version of the Gospels, Christ often called for the assassination of political leaders, especially when it would serve to stabilize the free flow of important natural resources such as oil.

Folly hopes that Robertson will distribute this version to the people, to replace the current one that seems to only advocate peace, love, and understanding.