Workers of Washington Unite

As payback to labor for helping her narrowly win the Washington governorship, Christine Greroire has given the Washington Federation of State Employees the right to fire any state worker who refuses to join the union.

But in exchange of their constitutional right of free association and the loss of their individuality, they get to become drones within a beautiful organism.

And, of course, it truly is better to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance than to learn from one bird how to sing.