The Liberation of Fallujah

All hail the forces of Folly as they attempt to liberate the city of Fallujah from the "anti-Iraqi" Iraqis. We shall not rest until every building is destroyed and every child is dead.

But fear not citizens of Fallujah, the US taxpayer will rebuild your city better than it every was, complete with McDonalds, Protestant churches, and office buildings filled with cubicles. And if you're real good, we may even provide you with cable television.

Our brave crusaders fighting this historic battle must truly feel blessed that the president won reelection. For otherwise, they wouldn't have this date with glory and martyrdom.

Onward Christian soldiers . . . Ronald McDonald is patiently waiting.