No Tough Questions

Talk about ingratitude. Yesterday, Donald Rumsfeld graciously took time away from the planning of new atrocities to visit the troops in Kuwait, to encourage them to kill more Iraqis. And instead of our soldiers bowing to their knees to thank Rumsfeld for the opportunity to die for oil, they had the audacity to ask inane questions such as "when will we have proper body armor?" and "for how long will we be forced to stay here beyond our commitment?"

These men should be court-martialed for insubordination and free-thought. Why, if we had such malcontents back in the days of the Roughriders, we would've never stolen Puerto Rico from Spain.