The Majority of the Majority

Dennis Hastert, the US Speaker of Folly, recently stated that, during the next congress, bills and measures will only be brought to the House of Representatives if the "majority of the majority" support them. Mr. Hastert has wisely realized that the cliche "government of the people, for the people, and by the people" is an anachronism and will be replaced by government of the mob, for the mob, and by the mob.

This new system will make congress far less contentious as there will be far less debate. It will also make it easier to pass the theocratic reforms this country so desperately needs, eliminating another anachronism, the separation of church and state.

And this is only the first step. Next, we will apply the "majority of the majority" to our entire American system, discarding the rights and protections of all those in the minority.

You're either with us or against us.