Secession

The San Francisco Board of Supervisors yesterday effectively proposed seceding from the Union when they submitted a bill that would outlaw handguns, which if passed, would invalidate the Constitution.

This should not come as a surprise, as San Francisco in recent years has never been a city to allow insignificant matters such as constitutional law to get in the way of creating their own private dystopia.

Once they have passed the law, all local criminals will surely see their civic duty and turn in their weapons. The only problem will be preventing guns from entering the city through nearby areas such as Oakland.

Perhaps they could build a wall similar to the one their intellectual forefathers made not too long ago.