Simply a Monad

In the wake of the tsunami, many weak-minded people may be tempted to ask, Is there a G-d?

The answer to this rather blasphemous question can be found in the brilliant works of 17th-century German philosopher Gottfried Leibniz. Leibniz proved that nothing occurs without reason and that all events are simply monads -- basic elements of physical reality -- all part of G-d's predetermined universal harmony, in this best possible world over an infinity of worlds possible.

So, you see, the tsunami was actually for the best. It's all part of His plan; a plan that we, as mere mortals, are incapable of understanding, but a plan that we must neverless accept joyfully.