A Caring Fellow

President Bush yesterday defended embattled Defense Secretary Rumsfeld by calling him ". . . a caring fellow." And so he is. He cares an awful lot about destroying cities and killing civilians.

But there's another side to Rumsfeld. In the past weeks, he's humbly signed a few of the form letters sent to the families of dead soldiers. Imagine that: he's actually signed a couple! Wow.

We could use more caring fellows like Rumsfeld in our government. Perhaps when Pinochet feels better . . .