We're Not Stingy

Jan Egeland, UN disaster relief coordinator, had the unbelievable nerve to call the US stingy because it had only donated thirty-five million dollars to the victims of the tsunami.

While this amount is relatively small in comparison with the billions of dollars being spent occupying Iraq, there is, unfortunately, no oil in the areas affected by the tsunami.

However, if the misguided rescuers were to redirect their efforts to the discovery of oil, we would be more than willing to spend more money.

Perhaps we'd even send in Halliburton.