Lots of Tires

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reported that he has accepted nearly $50,000 in gifts since he joined the Court, including $1,200 in tires. That's a lot of tires.

Of course, none of the generous donors ever expected anything in return from Thomas, as we all know the concept of prid pro quo goes directly against human nature.

Just to be safe, though, if you happen to be presenting a case before the Court, instead of hiring an expert in constitutional law, you may be better served by taking a trip to your local Goodyear dealer.