He Knows the Difference

Recently, president Bush said that he knows the difference between Iran and Iraq.

It takes a great statesman to see that one ends with an "n" and the other with a "q."

However, Folly is sure he sees the similarities as well. Neither one has yet accepted the Savior, neither one has a McDonald's, and both have copious amounts of our oil.

And let's not forget, both will accept American Democracy, one way or another.