UFOs

During the past few months, the Iranian press has reported numerous sittings of unidentified flying objects across the country. Unfortunately for them, though, they are not little men from outer space.

For if they actually were extraterrestrial visitors, they might have been friendly.

It turns out that they are only US spy planes preparing for the inevitable bombing and/or invasion and/or occupation of Iran.

Take us to your leaders, . . . so we may kill them.