A Liberal Queer
In a shocking display of filial infidelity, Maya Marcel-Keyes, daughter of famed conservative crusader Alan Keyes, "came out" at a gay support event, calling herself a "liberal queer."
Mr. Keyes, who once called vice-president Cheney's lesbian daughter a "selfish hedonist," must be besides himself knowing he too raised a hedonist. And a liberal. How could this have happened? Whom shall he blame?
The question is, does he hate her more for being a queer or for being a liberal?
Regardless, Folly would pay dearly for an invitation to the Keyes' family dinner next Thanksgiving.
And so would Ms. Keyes.
Mr. Keyes, who once called vice-president Cheney's lesbian daughter a "selfish hedonist," must be besides himself knowing he too raised a hedonist. And a liberal. How could this have happened? Whom shall he blame?
The question is, does he hate her more for being a queer or for being a liberal?
Regardless, Folly would pay dearly for an invitation to the Keyes' family dinner next Thanksgiving.
And so would Ms. Keyes.
posted by Colin Cohen at 15.2.05
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