Pull Up Your Pants

The state of Virginia, the birthplace of Thomas Jefferson, recently passed a law fining anyone found with droopy pants $50.

Jefferson, who was a great believer in usurping individual liberty to satiate the morality of the whole, would be very proud of his descendants.

What's more, Virginia must be a great place to live, as it has to be entirely free of crime if police officers have the time to check people's pants.