Suicide Isn't Profitless

Sales of the works of Hunter "S." Thompson have risen sharply in the days following the author's suicide. For example, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, which had tepid sales before Thompson's death, is selling so well that his publisher is preparing to print an additional 70,000 copies.

Clearly, killing oneself is good for business.

It's unfortunate that you can only do it once.