It's Not Too Late

The US Army, inexplicably unable to recruit new reservists who want to die for Halliburton, has raised the maximum age of recruits from 34 to 39.

This miraculously allows Folly's very own, occasionally noble vassal the ability to enlist.

Folly sincerely hopes that he quickly realizes his proper duty before this wonderful opportunity slips away.

The Elysian fields of oil are calling . . .