What Would Jesus Do?

Last fall, Mel Gibson, a man many people consider a saint for his flawlessly accurate portrayal of the Passion, was visited a number of times by Zack Sinclair, a 34-year-old vagrant who wanted to pray with Gibson.

Surely, Mr. Gibson must have the asked himself the question many fundamentalists ask themselves in times of quandary: WWJD, what would Jesus do?

What would Jesus do?

Of course, Jesus would've had the man arrested and thrown in prison for three years. And this is what Gibson did.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!