The Road to Damascus

In preparation of the inevitable invasion of Syria, last week Rep. Sam Johnson of Texas told president Bush, ". . . You know, I can fly an F-15, put two nukes on 'em and I'll make one pass. We won't have to worry about Syria anymore."

And yes, this is a direct quote.

Of course, this 'twas just a lil' piece of humor 'tween two good ole' boys from Texas.

Ha ha ha.

Get it?