19.4.05

Keep Your Mouth Shut

Turkish novelist Orhan Pamuk recently had the audacity to say that a million Armenians were murdered by the Ottoman Empire during World War One.

How dare he!

They weren't murdered. They simply became invisible.

In return for his treachery, numerous lawsuits have been filed against Pamuk for "damage to the State," school children have collected and returned his books, and one nationalist group properly stated, "He shouldn't be allowed to breathe."

As the Sex Pistols once famously roared, ". . . You better keep your mouth shut."