20.4.05

A New Era

A new era began yesterday for the Catholic Church, as German Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was elected Pope Benidictus XVI.

As a former leader of the Vatican's Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the new pope will hopefully continue his wonderful work supporting religious intolerance, punishing those who deviate even slightly from dogma, and meddling in the political affairs of secular governments.

His experiences in Hitler Youth and as a Nazi soldier can only help him in guiding the Church back to the Middle Ages.