A Big Lie
Someone forgot to tell Victor Gonzalez that America has become a theocracy.
Otherwise, he would've never defaced a stain on a Chicago freeway underpass with the words "Big Lie." Of course, this was no ordinary stain, but a stain in the image of the Virgin Mary.
In a theocracy, the defilement of such an image is a crime. So, Mr. Gonzalez was properly arrested by the secular authorities.
No word yet from the Vatican whether they will be sending someone to put Mr. Gonzalez to the question.
Otherwise, he would've never defaced a stain on a Chicago freeway underpass with the words "Big Lie." Of course, this was no ordinary stain, but a stain in the image of the Virgin Mary.
In a theocracy, the defilement of such an image is a crime. So, Mr. Gonzalez was properly arrested by the secular authorities.
No word yet from the Vatican whether they will be sending someone to put Mr. Gonzalez to the question.
posted by Colin Cohen at 9.5.05
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