Get Your Rice Steamer

Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, unwilling to meet the fate of his fallen comrades in Europe, has come up with a unique way of keeping the worker's revolution alive: rice steamers, which he plans to distribute across the island.

The people of Cuba may not have freedom of expression, freedom of movement, or any freedom whatsoever; but they'll have perfectly cooked rice. Certainly a superior benefit.

Ah, Folly wishes She too were Cuban. And in a sense She is.