Buy a Little Piece of Tyranny

Baidu, the top Chinese search engine, which gallantly helps maintain totalitarianism in China by making certain no one searches for anything evil, like democracy, is planning an IPO.

Just imagine: now you too can own a little piece of tyranny of your very own and help keep the Chinese police state thriving.

Not to mention make a pretty penny for yourself; or at least a few pieces of silver.