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For the past few days, Cindy Sheehan has been protesting outside President Bush's Crawford ranch, seemingly intent on disturbing the president's well-earned vacation.

And why?

It seems for some strange reason she's a little upset about her son dying in Iraq for no reason and wants to speak with the president.

Doesn't she realize that if the president spoke to every mother of every dead soldier he wouldn't have time to plan new invasions and/or occupations? And even more importantly, he'd never make his tee times.

Folly wonders if Mrs. Sheehan would truly want this tragedy on her conscience.

Go home, little mother. Perhaps it's not too late to bare another son who could one day die for this most noble cause.