Thus Spoke Madonna
In a gripping turn of events, Madonna, the pop music diva and longtime spokeswoman for Folly, just announced on the BBC that America must leave Iraq.
Just when we were really starting to have fun in Iraq, killing and maiming hundreds if not thousands of people, destroying cities, and inciting chaos, she has to spoil everything. Now, all our troops will have to come home immediately, before the mission's accomplished. She could've at least conferred with the Joint Chiefs of Staff before making such an announcement.
Let's just hope she doesn't come out against world hunger and poverty as well. What joys would be left?
Just when we were really starting to have fun in Iraq, killing and maiming hundreds if not thousands of people, destroying cities, and inciting chaos, she has to spoil everything. Now, all our troops will have to come home immediately, before the mission's accomplished. She could've at least conferred with the Joint Chiefs of Staff before making such an announcement.
Let's just hope she doesn't come out against world hunger and poverty as well. What joys would be left?
posted by Colin Cohen at 12.11.04
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