Beauty Is in the Eye of the Surgeon

Today (or yesterday, depending on which side of the international dateline you live on), China held its first Miss Artificial Beauty contest, honoring the woman with the best plastic surgery. Or perhaps better stated, honoring the doctor with the best imitation of G-d.

Hopefully, this will encourage women all across China to spend fortunes in an endless attempt to achieve physical perfection. Hopefully, they will learn what women across America have known for a long time, that true beauty is only on the outside.

It's what Chairman Mao would have wanted.