Elway to the Rescue

In what could be a major turning point in the war in Iraq, former football player John Elway, who was famous for last-second, come-from-behind victories, visited the troops yesterday.

His presence was to boost morale, to show our boys that war is just like a football game, that with hard, ruthless play, teamwork, and self-sacrifice, they too can be victorious; and as such, receive the accolades of cheering fans.

Perhaps next week they'll send a baseball player.